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Review: Oden
I'm afraid I just can't be kind to the Oden.I was so intrigued when Lelo came out with their new Insignia SenseMotion toys, because so many companies have tried their hand at remote-controlled toys...
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Review: Salsa
Ladies and gentlemen, Mia has been unseated. Furthermore, it has been unseated by a three-and-a-half inch overly long-bullet shaped vibrator that has to have been invented by the same people who will...
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Review: Big Boss
I am gonna try really hard not to make a Metal Gear joke. Ready, go!It is truly rare that I lust after a toy as hard as I have about 70% of Fun Factory's G4 line, and for a toy to get me as much as the...
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Review: Yooo
In keeping with my love of weird-shaped toys, I've wanted to get my hands on a Yooo for ages. When I got one through a swap, I couldn't wait to try it out.Fun Factory and I already have a good...
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Review: Toyfriend Rocket Curvy
The Tickler Toyfriends are an aesthetically gorgeous and very simple line of toys that come in three bright colors and black. Their designs are sort of weird, but they're meant for external...
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Review: Goodfella
In truth, I think the main reason I was attracted to the Goodfella is because I hadn't tried anything made of Vixskin, before. Actually, the Goodfella was my first dual-density silicone dildo, before...
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Review: Adam
For a good while, all I had were two dual-density dildos: the Tantus O2 Cush and the Vixskin Goodfella. They're both fantastic, but they're also sort of on opposite ends of a size spectrum: short and...
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Review: Private Silicone Packer
So, packers. I've already reviewed a dildo meant for packing, but it was of the pack-and-play variety. The Private, is more for everyday use. I myself don't use packers much except for cosplay (or...
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Review: G-Ki
Je Joue's G-Ki is a toy that's generated a lot of buzz around the internet (believe it or not, no pun intended), which naturally got me curious. It earned itself a reputation as a g-spotting...
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Review: Flurry
Well, it was only a matter of time before I reviewed this. I'm well on my way to reviewing every O2 toy Tantus has made, at this rate. That's not a bad thing, but I don't think I'll be starting a...
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Review: Tantus Throb
The Tantus Throb is a dildo that puzzles me. There are days I adore it and days it just doesn't thrill me, and I know exactly why.The Throb brings up my age-old conundrum of size vs. texture with a...
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Review: Luke
My quest for dual-density silicone toys continues with the Tantus Luke, part of their O2 line that makes me look very shiftily between it and the VixSkin Lonestar. However, since I don't have a...
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Review: Double Agent Dildo
The Double Agent is a curious creation. It's designed for "pack-and-play", meaning it can be worn under clothing as a packer and then used as a strap-on without having to switch toys. It is a Tantus...
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The Masturbation Diaries, Volume 1
(Or, if you like, my old Bedtime Logs but less boring and horrible.)Dec. 16, 2011Learned two things tonight. Number one, I am a lightweight. Number two, jacking off while drunk is an exercise in...
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Glitter Puke: Why I left EdenFantasys
Guess who learned something new a few weeks ago?Credit to Julietta for this awesomeness.Yeah. I am well aware that the giant flare-up that happened with Epiphora and a lot of other people having their...
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So, how about those ten months where I vanished off the face of the earth?Well, ten months according to my estimates, which are wholly derived from the date of my last post (besides my glitter-puke...
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Review: KinkLab VibeRite Wand
During my unexpected leave of absence, I went through a short phase where I began wondering whether I wanted a Hitachi Magic Wand. On the one hand, I really wanted to try a wand vibrator that had a...
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Review: Triple Crown
Told you so.The many (and I do mean many) attachments made thus far for the Hitachi Magic Wand (and similarly sized vibrators) all seem to have one thing in common: they're all really, really funny...
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Review: Nobessence Fling
Nobessence toys have fascinated me for a long time, but have always been vastly out of my reach, as far as price is concerned. However, recently I had enough money for one toy and one toy alone, so a...
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Review: Wahl
A few months ago, Walgreens had the Wahl on sale for fifteen bucks. The speed at which I jumped on that could be likened to a good many jungle animals, many of them feline. I had heard so many awesome...
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Review: Comet G
In all my years of sex toy use, I have had a pretty broad range of experiences. I've had toys I've loved, toys I've been utterly apathetic about, toys that make me want to throw them across the room,...
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Review: Lelo Gigi
The thing about the Lelo Gigi is it just might be the most-hyped sex toy in the entire freakin' world. Not a single sex toy store on the internet with any self-respect has highlighted the Gigi at some...
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Review: Bad Dragon Cockatrice
When I first discovered Bad Dragon at least a year ago, the very first toy I actually wanted to buy was the Cockatrice. However, I was extravagantly broke, and it wasn't until years later that I could...
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Review: Hippocampus
There are very few sex toy makers on this earth of ours that make silicone fantasy toys. While Bad Dragon is the most well-known (or notorious, depending on who you ask), Exotic Erotics also makes a...
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Review: Bad Dragon Werewolf
My relationship with Bad Dragon is an odd one. On the one hand, the shapes and variety of their toys fascinate me, and the near-limitless color combinations are fantastic. On the other hand, I'm...
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